Friday 10 June 2016

President Obama does sexy edition of ‘Slow Jam News’

Obama Slow Jams News 

It’s about time! President Barack Obama, 54, made his first stop by Jimmy Fallon‘s Tonight Show five months before leaving office, and he totally made it count.

While he talked about the election and important political stuff, it was his amazing segment with Jimmy doing “Slow Jam The News” that showed off why is by far the coolest president we’ll ever have.

Obama wowed the crowd as he came out during Jimmy’s opening segment to “slow jam” the news, as The Roots played super sexy bedroom music while he got to talk about his accomplishments in office, while the host gave out deep-voiced sultry commentary

“It’s been an honor and a privilege to serve as your president over the last eight years,” he began, standing behind Jimmy and talking about all that he had achieved.

The camera then tightened into Jimmy as he purred, “Oh yeah, President Obama stimulating long-term grown, and both the public and private sector. In 2008 the country wasn’t feeling in the mood, too tired and stressed, said it had a headache. Barack lit some candles and got some silky satin sheets and told the American people ‘yes we can.'” Wow, way to make politics sound so hot!

Obama noted his green energy plans, the affordable care act, and how same-sex couples could now marry, saying “In short climate change is real, health care is affordable and love is love,” he said to wild cheers from the audience.

“Mmm mmm mmm, Commander in Preach! You gotta listen to my man Bareezy, he’s accomplished a lot in eight years, even when congress tried to block him, he found a way in the back door.” Jimmy cooed, trying incredibly hard not to crack up at making his words sound so dirty, as the camera focused back into Obama’s face which remained totally composed.

Jimmy continued, “When the Republicans gave him lemons, he made so much lemonade that Beyonce started calling him “Baracky with the good hair,'” as the audience went wild.

Obama then brought up his TPP trade deal to which Jimmy oozed, “So this trade deal will help put everyday Americans back to…” as his band broke into Rihanna’s hit “Work” and even Obama got down saying “work work work work work.” Oh man, what’s not to love about this man.

“Americans best days are still yet to come,” Obama finished as Jimmy responded, “Thank you Mr President for all that you’ve done.That is how we slow jam the news” to which Obama responded in his best sexy voice “Oh yeah!”

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